Two ItaliansTwo Italian men get on a bus and take a seat behind a middle-aged lady.
An animated conversation takes place between the two Italians.
"Emma come first, den I come. Den two *****, dey come together. Den I come again. Two *****, dey come together again. Den I come again and pee twice. Den I come once more."
The lady looked round and angrily said, "You filthy foul-mouthed swine! In this country, we don't talk about our sex lives in public!"
"You coola down lady," said one Italian. "I'ma justa tellin my friend how to spella Mississippi."