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Getting Hot

Wife: Oh, come on. 

Husband: Leave me alone! 

Wife: It won't take long. 

Husband: I won't be able to sleep afterwards. 

Wife: I can't sleep without it. 

Husband: Why do you think of things like this in the middle of the night? 

Wife: Because I'm Hot. 

Husband: You get hot at the darnedest times. 

Wife: If you love me I wouldn't have to beg you. 

Husband: If you love me you'd be more considerate. 

Wife: You don't love me anymore. 

Husband: Yes I do, but let's forget it for tonight. 

Wife: (Sob-Sob) 

Husband: Alright, I'll do it. 

Wife: What's the matter? Need a flashlight? 

Husband: I can't find it. 

Wife: Oh, for heaven's sake, feel for it! 

Husband: There! Are you satisfied? 

Wife: Oh, yes, honey. 

Husband: Is it up far enough? 

Wife: Oh, that's fine. 

Husband: Now go to bed and from now on when you want the window open, do it yourself.

 
dillanfire dillanfire 41-45, M Jan 20, 2013

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