Shopping Scam

Over the last month I have become a victim of a clever 'Eastern
European' scam while out shopping. Simply dropping into Sainsbury's
supermarket for a bit of shopping turned out to be quite an
experience.
Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your
friends.
Here's how the scam works:
Two seriously good-looking voluptuous 20-21 year-old girls come
over to your car as you are packing your shopping into the boot. They
both start cleaning your windscreen, their breasts almost falling out
of their skimpy T-shirts. When you thank them and offer them a tip,
they'll say 'No' and instead ask you for a lift to another supermarket,
in my case, Tesco's.

You agree and they both get in the back seat. On the way, they
start undressing, until both are completely naked. Then, when you pull
over to remonstrate, one of them climbs over into the front seat and
starts crawling all over your lap, kissing you, touching you
intimately, and thrusting herself against you, while the other one
steals your wallet!

I had my wallet stolen July 4th, 9th,10th, twice on the 15th,
17th, 20th, 24th and 29th. On August 1st, 4th, 6th, 10th and 13th and
twice yesterday.

So please warn all the older men you know to be on the lookout for
this scam.
The best times seem to be just before lunch and about 4:30 in the
afternoon.
P.S. Aldi have cheap wallets on sale for £1.99 each but Lidl
wallets are £1.75 and look better.
cropshop cropshop
56-60, M
4 Responses Jan 21, 2013

priceless!!!!

ha ha hah ha h hh ahahh h ah damn where do I go for this scam?

beautiful!

Ha Ha HaHa Ha HaHa Ha HaHa Ha Ha
But watch out the price of cheap wallets may go up soon!!!!!