Wedding Vows

During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with an unusual offer.
"Look I'll give you $100 if you'll change the wedding vows.
When you get to the part where I'm supposed to promise to love, honor, and obey' and be faithful forever. I'd appreciate it if you'd just leave that part out."
He passed the minister a $100 bill and walked away satisfied.

On the day of the wedding, when it came time for the grooms vows, the pastor looked the young man in the eye and said, "Will you promise to prostate  yourself before her, obey every command and wish, serve her breakfast in bed every morning of your life, and swear eternally before God and your lovely wife that you will not look at another woman, as long as you both shall live."

The groom gulped and looked around, and said in a tiny voice, " Yes," then leaned toward the pastor and hissed, "I thought we had a deal?"

The pastor put a $100 bill into the groom's hand and whispered, "She made me a better offer."