"Sir, Do You Have Anything Else That Your Wife Does Not Use?"

The wife comes home early & finds her husband in their master
 bedroom making love to a beautiful, young lady!

 "You unfaithful, disrespectful pig! What are you doing? How dare you
 do this to me the faithful wife, the mother of your children! I'm
 leaving this house, I want divorce!"

 The husband, replies "Wait, Wait a minute! Before you leave, at
 least listen to what happened. You can't say I'm dishonest."

 "Hmm, I don't know, well, it'll be the last thing I will hear from
 you. But make it fast, you unfaithful pig, you!"

 The husband begins to tell his story . . .

 "While driving home this young lady asked for a ride. I saw her so
 defenseless that I went ahead and allowed her in my car.

 I noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed and very dirty.
 She mentioned that  she had not eaten for 3 days. With great
 compassion I brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas that I
 made for you last night that you wouldn't eat because you're afraid
 you'll gain weight; the poor thing practically devoured them."

 "Since she was very dirty I asked if she wanted to take a shower.
 While she was showering, I noticed her clothes were dirty and full
 of holes so I threw her clothes away. Since she needed clothes, I
 gave her the pair of jeans that you have had for a few years, that
 you can no longer wear because they are too tight on you,

 I also gave her the blouse that I gave you on our anniversary and
 you don't wear because I don't have good taste." "I gave her the
 pullover that my sister gave you for Christmas that you will not
 wear just to bother my sister and I also gave her the boots that you
 bought at the expensive boutique that you never wore again after you
 saw your co-worker wearing the same pair." 

 The husband continues his story . . . . .

 "The young woman was very grateful to me and I walked her to the
 door. When we got to the door she turned around and with tears
 coming out of her eyes, she asks me:

 "Sir, do you have anything else that your wife does
 not use?"

valobasa4ever valobasa4ever
31-35, F
4 Responses Jan 30, 2013

...hope the message reached to right audience hahahahahahah

Like ..?? ;-)))

All wives who are same as the character you posted in joke :)

Hope .. is everything .. :-D


1 More Response

ha ha


I enjoyed it. Have not been picking up hitchhikers, but I may change that. ; )

okay .. : ))

That's a good one