"Sir, Do You Have Anything Else That Your Wife Does Not Use?"
The wife comes home early & finds her husband in their master
bedroom making love to a beautiful, young lady!
"You unfaithful, disrespectful pig! What are you doing? How dare you
do this to me the faithful wife, the mother of your children! I'm
leaving this house, I want divorce!"
The husband, replies "Wait, Wait a minute! Before you leave, at
least listen to what happened. You can't say I'm dishonest."
"Hmm, I don't know, well, it'll be the last thing I will hear from
you. But make it fast, you unfaithful pig, you!"
The husband begins to tell his story . . .
"While driving home this young lady asked for a ride. I saw her so
defenseless that I went ahead and allowed her in my car.
I noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed and very dirty.
She mentioned that she had not eaten for 3 days. With great
compassion I brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas that I
made for you last night that you wouldn't eat because you're afraid
you'll gain weight; the poor thing practically devoured them."
"Since she was very dirty I asked if she wanted to take a shower.
While she was showering, I noticed her clothes were dirty and full
of holes so I threw her clothes away. Since she needed clothes, I
gave her the pair of jeans that you have had for a few years, that
you can no longer wear because they are too tight on you,
I also gave her the blouse that I gave you on our anniversary and
you don't wear because I don't have good taste." "I gave her the
pullover that my sister gave you for Christmas that you will not
wear just to bother my sister and I also gave her the boots that you
bought at the expensive boutique that you never wore again after you
saw your co-worker wearing the same pair."
The husband continues his story . . . . .
"The young woman was very grateful to me and I walked her to the
door. When we got to the door she turned around and with tears
coming out of her eyes, she asks me:
"Sir, do you have anything else that your wife does