I Love Jokes And Riddles
A boss said to his secretary;i want
to have SEX with you, I'll make it very FAST.
I'll throw $1000 on the floor,by the time you bend down to
pick it I'll be done.
She thought for a moment then called her boyfriend & told him the story.
Her boyfriend then said to her.do it but ask him for $2000,pick up the money very fast he wouldn't even have time to undress
himself.
So she agrees.
Half an hour goes by, the boyfriend decides to call his girlfriend.
He asks,what happened?
She responds "the BASTARD used COINS,
I'm still picking & he is still *******."
to have SEX with you, I'll make it very FAST.
I'll throw $1000 on the floor,by the time you bend down to
pick it I'll be done.
She thought for a moment then called her boyfriend & told him the story.
Her boyfriend then said to her.do it but ask him for $2000,pick up the money very fast he wouldn't even have time to undress
himself.
So she agrees.
Half an hour goes by, the boyfriend decides to call his girlfriend.
He asks,what happened?
She responds "the BASTARD used COINS,
I'm still picking & he is still *******."
By:
Helden
Age:
31-35
,
Female
