Perfect Maid ;-))

A couple, hosting a dinner party,
were interrupted when the maid called the hostess to the kitchen.
"Ma'am, the cat climbed up on the kitchen counter and ate the middle of the salmon." 
Light on her feet,
the hostess told her to replace the missing portion with canned salmon, then returned to her guests.
As everyone enjoyed the fish, the maid summoned the hostess into the kitchen again. 
"Ma'am, the cat is dead!" 
The frightened hostess felt obliged to inform her guests and suggested everyone go to the hospital together to get their stomachs pumped. 
Returning home after their long, expensive, and embarrassing ordeal,
she asked the maid where she had put the cat.

"Nowhere, Ma'am. It's still out in the street where the car hit it!"

valobasa4ever valobasa4ever
31-35, F
16 Responses Feb 6, 2013

Nice one ... but shame about the cat! :-(

Why....??? O_o

Having a nice meal only to go out & get flattened, poor squashed pu$$y! ;-(

O_o !!!

Well, I bet you wouldn't like your own pu$$y squashed, lol :-)

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That isn't right I did get a chuckle out of it ,damn cat.

That's a funny one

Thank You...

lol indeed

lol ;-))

Lol :o)


Stupidity resolved!


Poor cat

haha priceless :)

Thank YOU .. : ))

LOL, thats cute.

ha ha ha.. nice one.

what a waste of money :O


ok, poor cat


Lol, good maid, bad hostess...

Thank you .... :-))


ROFL... ;-)))

Oh dear!