I Love Jokes And Riddles
A cat died and went to Heaven.
God met her at the Pearly Gates and said, "You have been a good cat all these years, anything is yours for the asking."
The cat thought for a moment and said, "All my life I lived on a farm and slept on hard wooden floors. I would like a real fluffy pillow to sleep on."
God said, "Say no more." Instantly the cat had a huge fluffy pillow.
A few days later, six mice were killed in an accident and they all went Heaven together.
God met met the mice at the Gates with the same offer He made the cat.
The mice said, "Well, we have had to run all our life's from cats, dogs, and on occasion humans with brooms! If we could just have some roller skates we would not have to run again."
God answered, "It is done."
All the mice had a beautiful pair of roller skates.
About a week later, God decided to check on the cat.
He found her sound asleep on her fluffy pillow.
God gently awakened the cat and asked, "Is everything Okay? How have you been doing? Are you happy?"
The cat replied, "Oh, it is wonderful. I have never been so happy. The pillow is so soft and fluffy, and those little meals on wheels you have been sending over are delicious!"
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