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A Loving Text

A wife being the romantic sort, sent her husband a text..............

"If you are sleeping, send me your dreams.

If you are laughing, send me your smile.

If you are eating, send me a bite.

If you are drinking, send me a sip.

If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you."

He replied........

"I'm taking a ****. What should I do?"

deleted deleted 26-30 11 Responses Feb 11, 2013

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No comment! Yuck!

PS I guess that was a comment. lol


LOL, typical grumpy man response, love it, lol...

Very funny,thanks for making my day

Lol what should he do?

Lol, just too funny for words.

Omg the best thing I read thank you for the laug I really needed that

One of your better offerings ronan ... I almost spat my Merlot over the keyboard!

LMAO! This was fantastic! Thanks for the laugh!

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LOL..too funny!! :)