A Loving Text

A wife being the romantic sort, sent her husband a text..............

"If you are sleeping, send me your dreams.

If you are laughing, send me your smile.

If you are eating, send me a bite.

If you are drinking, send me a sip.

If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you."

He replied........

"I'm taking a ****. What should I do?"

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8 Responses Feb 11, 2013

No comment! Yuck!

PS I guess that was a comment. lol

LOL, typical grumpy man response, love it, lol...

Very funny,thanks for making my day

Lol thanks...so what should he do?

Lol, just too funny for words.

Omg the best thing I read thank you for the laug I really needed that

One of your better offerings ronan ... I almost spat my Merlot over the keyboard!

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