There Are Times When Old Fella's Think Fast

An elderly man in Louisiana had owned a large farm for a number of years.
He had a large pond in the back.
The pond was properly shaped for swimming, so he fixed it up with picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and a few apple and peach trees.

One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he had not been there for a while, and look it over.
He grabbed a five gallon bucket to bring back some fruit.

As he neared the pond, he heard voices, shouting and laughter.
As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond.
He made the women aware of his presence, and they all went to the deep end.

One of the women shouted, "We're not coming out until you leave!"

The old man frowned and said, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked."
Holding the bucket he said, I'm only here to feed the Alligator."