Man of the House

A husband had just finished reading a new book entitled,


He stormed to his wife in the kitchen and announced, 'From now on, you
need to know that I am the man of this house and my word is Law.

You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, you will serve me a sumptuous dessert. 
After dinner, you are going to go upstairs with me and we will have the kind of sex that I want.

Afterwards, you are going to draw me a bath so I can relax. 
You will wash my back and towel me dry and bring me my robe.  Then, you will massage my feet and hands.

Then tomorrow, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?'
The wife replied, 'The funeral director would be my first guess!'

SlowhandsHD SlowhandsHD
51-55, M
4 Responses Aug 19, 2008

That's because all the smart men have seen the bosses job and we don't want it!

Now why can't I find a man like that?

I want to let everyone know that I run things around my house!<br />
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I run the vacuum, I run the dish washer, I run the washer and dryer.....

hahaha that is a good one.