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Medicare

A couple, both age 78, went to a sex therapist's office. The doctor asked, "What can I do for you?" The man said, "Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?" The doctor looked puzzled, but agreed. When the couple finished, the doctor said, "There's nothing wrong with the way you have intercourse," and charged them $50. This happened several weeks in a row. The couple would make an appointment, have intercourse with no problems, pay the doctor, then leave. Finally the doctor asked, "Just exactly what are you trying to find out?" The old man said, "We're not trying to find out anything. She's married and we can't go to her house. I'm married and we can't go to my house. The Holiday Inn charges $90. The Hilton charges $108. We do it here for $50, and I get $43 back from Medicare."
cheleshere cheleshere 66-70, F 2 Responses Mar 17, 2013

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could this be an example of screwing the system, haw haw haw.

Ooo...that's harsh

And I wish I had thought of that answer!

I love it! I love it! More please!

LOL..greedy thang, ain't ya....*digs around in joke stash*