Reasons to Drink BeerA handful of 7 year old children were asked, 'what they
thought of beer.' Some interesting responses, but the last
one is especially touching.
7-year-old Tim- 'I think beer must be good. My dad says the
more beer he drinks the prettier my mom gets.'
7-year-old Melanie - 'Beer makes my dad sleepy and we get
to watch what we want on television when he is asleep, so
beer is nice.
7-year-old Grady - 'My Mom and Dad both like beer. My Mom
gets funny when she drinks it and takes her top off at
parties, but Dad doesn't think this is very funny.'
7-year-old Toby - 'My Mom and Dad talk funny when they drink beer and The more they drink the more they give kisses to each other, which is a good thing.'
7-year-old Sarah - 'My Dad gets funny on beer. He is funny.
He also wets his pants sometimes, so he shouldn't have too
7-year-old Lilly - 'My Dad loves beer. The more he drinks,
the better he dances. One time he danced right into the pool.'
7-year-old Ethan - 'I don't like beer very much. Every time
Dad drinks it, he burns the sausages on the barbecue and they taste disgusting.'
7-year-old Shirley - 'I give Dad's beer to the dog and he
goes to sleep.'
7-year-old Jack - 'My Mom drinks beer and she says silly
things and picks on my father. Whenever she drinks beer
she yells at Dad and tells him to go bury his bone down the
street again, but that doesn't make any sense.'