FRIENDS Vs. Southern Friends

FRIENDS: Never ask for food.

SOUTHERN FRIENDS: Always bring food.


FRIENDS: Will say 'hello'.

SOUTHERN FRIENDS: Will give you a big hug.


FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr.and Mrs.

SOUTHERN FRIENDS: Call your parents Mom and Dad.


FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

SOUTHERN FRIENDS: Will cry with you.


FRIENDS: Will eat at your dinner table and leave.

SOUTHERN FRIENDS: Will spend hours there, talking, laughing, and just being together, then help clean up.


FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.

SOUTHERN FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from you.


FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing.

SOUTHERN FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds' back-ends that left you.


FRIENDS: Would knock on your door.

SOUTHERN FRIENDS: Walk right in and say,'Hey Yall, I'm here!'


FRIENDS: Will visit you in jail

 SOUTHERN FRIENDS: Will spend the night in jail with you because they were with you when you got caught and locked up.


FRIENDS:will visit you in the hospital when you're sick

 SOUTHERN FRIENDS: Will cut your grass and clean your house then come spend the night with you in the hospital and cook for you when you come home.


FRIENDS: Have you on speed dial.

 SOUTHERN FRIENDS: Have your number memorized.


FRIENDS: Are for a while.


mysplitpersonality mysplitpersonality
36-40, F
2 Responses Sep 9, 2008

I find it is the other way around where I am currently trapped.

very nice lines but what means by southern friends.