I Love Jokes And Riddles
FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
SOUTHERN FRIENDS: Always bring food.
FRIENDS: Will say 'hello'.
SOUTHERN FRIENDS: Will give you a big hug.
FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr.and Mrs.
SOUTHERN FRIENDS: Call your parents Mom and Dad.
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
SOUTHERN FRIENDS: Will cry with you.
FRIENDS: Will eat at your dinner table and leave.
SOUTHERN FRIENDS: Will spend hours there, talking, laughing, and just being together, then help clean up.
FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
SOUTHERN FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from you.
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing.
SOUTHERN FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds' back-ends that left you.
FRIENDS: Would knock on your door.
SOUTHERN FRIENDS: Walk right in and say,'Hey Yall, I'm here!'
FRIENDS: Will visit you in jail
SOUTHERN FRIENDS: Will spend the night in jail with you because they were with you when you got caught and locked up.
FRIENDS:will visit you in the hospital when you're sick
SOUTHERN FRIENDS: Will cut your grass and clean your house then come spend the night with you in the hospital and cook for you when you come home.
FRIENDS: Have you on speed dial.
SOUTHERN FRIENDS: Have your number memorized.
FRIENDS: Are for a while.
SOUTHERN FRIENDS: Are for life.
