The Real Story of Creation

The real story of Creation "So, Eve, how is everything going?" inquired God.

"It is all so beautiful, God," Eve replied.

"The sunrises and sunsets are breathtaking, the smells, the sights,everything is wonderful, but I have just one problem. It is these breasts you have given me.  The middle one pushes the other two out and I am constantly knocking them with my arms, catching them on branches and snagging them on bushes. They are a real pain,"  reported Eve.

And Eve went on to tell God that since many other parts of her body came in pairs, such as her limbs, eyes, ears, etc..........she felt that having only two breasts might leave her body more "symmetrically balanced," as she put it.

"That is a fair point," replied God, "But it was my first shot at this, you know. I gave the animals six breasts, so I figured that you needed only half of those, but I see that you are right. I will fix it up right away."

And God reached down, removed the middle breast and tossed it into the bushes. Three weeks passed and God once again visited Eve in the Garden of Eden.

"Well, Eve, how is my favorite creation?" "Just fantastic," she replied, "but for one oversight on your part. You see, all the animals are paired off. The ewe has a ram and the cow has her bull. All the animals have a mate except me. I feel so alone."

God thought for a moment and said, "You know, Eve, you are right. How could I have overlooked this?  You do need a mate and I will immediately create a  man from a part of you. Now let's see............where did I put that useless boob?"

Now doesn't THAT make more sense than that crap about the rib?  

mflatham mflatham
56-60, F
1 Response Jun 7, 2007

ROFL! That is good! But being from "old school" I tend to go with the rib. But I look at it like this: First God created man.... then He had a better idea!!

I like the idea that God had a better idea when he created woman. But this reminds me of the Archie episode where Archie referred to this and said he created Eve out of Adam's rib, a cheaper cut. lol