A man bumps into a woman in a hotel lobby and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast.

They are both quite startled.

The man turns to her and says, "Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me."

She replies, "If your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in Room 221."
KarmaKatcher KarmaKatcher
31-35, F
6 Responses Jun 8, 2007

I guess that thing is not hard as elbow. lol


Oh I love quickies. Jokes that is. I'll shut up now.

thanks for the chuckle....

LMAO Very cute!