3 Guys and the Sheik
Three men are on a trip to Saudi Arabia. On their way they stumble into a tent filled with 100 beautiful women. They started getting friendly with the women, when suddenly, the master of the women came in.
"I am the master of all these women. You three shall pay for what you have done. You will be punished in a way corresponding to you jobs."
He turns to the first man and asks what he does for a living.
The man tells him, "I'm a cop."
"Then we will shoot your penis off." He turns to the next man and asks him the same question.
He tells the sheik "I am a fireman",
"Then we will burn your penis off."
Finally, the sheik looks at the last man and says, "And you?"
The man looks at him with a sly grin and tells the sheik, "I'm a lollypop salesman."