PASTOR'S ***

The Pastor's  ***

 

The pastor entered his donkey in a  race and it won.

The pastor was so pleased with the  donkey that he entered it in the

race again, and it won  again.

 

The local paper  read:  PASTOR'S *** OUT FRONT.

 

The Bishop was so upset with this  kind of publicity that he ordered

the pastor not to enter the donkey  in another race.

 

The next day, the local paper  headline read:

 

BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S  ***.

 

This was too much for the bishop, so  he ordered the pastor to get

rid of the  donkey.

 

The pastor decided to give it to a  nun in a nearby convent.

The local paper, hearing of the  news, posted the following headline

the next day:  NUN HAS  BEST *** IN TOWN.

 

The bishop  fainted.

 

He informed the nun that she would  have to get rid of the donkey, so

she sold it to a farmer for  $10.

The next day the paper  read:  NUN SELLS *** FOR $10.

 

This was too much for the bishop, so  he ordered the nun to buy back

the donkey and lead it to the plains  where it could run wild.

 

The next day the headlines  read:  NUN ANNOUNCES HER *** IS WILD AND FREE.

 

The bishop was buried the next  day.

 

The moral of the story is . . .  being concerned about public opinion

can bring you much grief and misery  . . even shorten your life.

 

So be yourself and enjoy  life.

 

Stop worrying about everyone else's  *** and you'll be a lot happier

and live  longer!
mflatham mflatham
56-60, F
8 Responses Jun 12, 2007

lol lol

Too funny!

He he.

I like this

I laughed so hard I almost ****ed myself (I went ahead & put the *'s in myself)!

heheheeeee<br />
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so funny

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We also have a saying where I'm from: Never ASSUME anything! It makes an a** outta U and ME!