A Very Short Story

A Very Short Story

Man driving down road.
Woman driving up same road.
They pass each other.
The woman yells out the window, PIG!
Man yells out window, B I T C H!
Man rounds next curve.
Crashes into a HUGE PIG in middle of road and dies.
Thought For the Day: If only men would listen.
mflatham mflatham
56-60, F
11 Responses Jun 13, 2007

ha ha.. i doubt it was a changed version.... putting men :)

I almost got into serious trouble when my father and I were alone in the car. We were on the expressway going home and someone cut him off. I was about four; I leaned out the passenger window and yelled at the offender, "If you can't drive that damn thing, PARK it!"at the top of my lungs. Nothing I hadn't heard Daddy say a dozen rimes before.MaryJanine.


omg boom if they would only listen

I AGREE! Women are quick to see danger. But because they like to talk a lot men sometimes underestimate their counsel, and end up in trouble. So men, please listen to the women. And women please, know when to talk so that men will take you serious.

I'm laughing! So in the male sided version of that joke does the woman round the corner and crash into a female dog? There are, after all, two sides to every story, right? :)

LMAO! Oink Oink! Sometimes I need to listen more too. LOL! Great jokes, Please keep them coming. :-)

Even a man can admit, it's funny....

sooo true

Short Story kinda goes with the shortest book ever written: What Men Know About Women! lol. Sorry for the bashing guys! You know I can't live without you XY chrome. types!

I've read that book.! lol

also goes with the smallest books..................."womens ability to read a street map" and "womens knowledge of cars" and "what women know about men knowing about women"

Whelp, Beenthere..... you get credit for two outta three.... ain't bad! ;P

Soooo typical! ROFL