Daily Joke .....Questions About Men....

Q: How do you scare a man?

A: Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.



Q: Men will brag that there are women waiting by the phone at this very moment for their call. Who are these women?

A: Women working at 900 numbers.



Q: Where is the best place in a book store to find a man who is handsome, a good lover and a stimulating partner?

A: In the pages of a romance novel.



Q: What do you do with a man who thinks he's God's gift?

A: Exchange him.



Q: Why is the book "Women Who Love Too Much" a disappointment for many men?

A: No phone numbers.



Q: Why do men like smart women?

A: Opposites attract.

linda linda
26-30, F
9 Responses Jan 4, 2007

These are keepers.

Lol! I really wanted to take a wild guess on the "book store" joke... I was honestly thinking Starbucks.

:) Hahahaha

I dare not post my phone number in here......LOL

Enjoyed these. Very funny~ and true. giggle mini

last ones da best

LOL :D

:)

thanks for the giggles :-D