Boy and Grandpa

A little boy was going fishing with his grandfather.

They were sitting out in their boat, when all of a sudden, grandpa pulled out a ciggarette and started to smoke it.

The little boy looked up at his grandfather and said, "Hey, grandpa... do you think I could try puff of you ciggarette?"

Grandpa looked down at his grandson and asked with a very straight face, "Can your **** touch you *******?"

The little boy was very taken aback. But all he said was, "Well.. no... but.."

"Then you're not old enough," grandpa said simply, and continued smoking.

A little while later, grandpa pulled out a beer and took a drink.

The little boy looked up at his grandfather and said, "H-hey, grandpa... I'm kind of thirsty.. do you think I could try a sip of you beer?"

Grandpa looked at his grandson and asked, "Can your **** touch your *******?"

Again, the little boy was slightly shocked. He replied, "Well, no, I already told you that."

"Then you're not old enough." was all grandpa said. And he continued drinking his beer.

A little while later, the little boy pulled out a sandwich. As he started eating, his grandpa looked over at him.

"I'm gettin' kind of hungry." his grandfather said. "Why don't you let me have a bite of your sandwich there?"

The innocent little boy looked up at his grandpa and asked, "Can your **** touch your *******?"

His grandfather chuckled and said, "Well, yes!"

And without missing a beat, the little boy replied, "Well then you just go **** yourself, cause grandma made this sandwich for ME!"

PoeticRejection PoeticRejection
22-25, F
4 Responses Jun 18, 2007

Lol thanks! :)

oh my that was a good one!

Thanks much! =]

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha. That waz Funny =]