Daily Joke .... 25 Reason's Why It's Great To Be A Woman

25 Reason's why it's great to be a woman

  • Free drinks.

  • Free dinners.

  • Free movies.

  • Speeding ticket? What's that?

  • New lipstick gives you a whole new lease on life.

  • If you have to be home in time for Melrose Place, you can say so, out loud.

  • If you're not making enough money you can blame the glass ceiling.

  • You can sleep your way to the top.

  • You can sue the President for sexual harassment.

  • It's possible to live your whole life without ever taking a group shower.

  • No fashion faux pas you make could rival The Speedo.

  • Brad Pitt.

  • No one passes out when you take off your shoes.

  • Excitement is only as far away as the nearest beauty-supply store.

  • If you forget to shave, no one has to know.

  • If you're dumb, some people will find it cute.

  • You have the ability to dress yourself.

  • If you marry someone twenty years younger, you're aware that you look like an idiot.

  • You'll never have to punch a hole through anything with your fist.

  • You can quickly end any fight by crying.

  • Your friends won't think you're weird if you ask whether there's spinach in your teeth.

  • There are times when chocolate really Can solve all your problems.

  • You've never had a goatee.

  • You'll never regret piercing your ears.

  • You can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.

  • You know which glass was yours by the lipstick mark.

  • linda linda
    26-30, F
    6 Responses Jan 5, 2007

    There is no such thing as free drinks, meals or movies

    why not?


    Can't help it that guys/men are so stupid... Even if you are very clear that you are not interested, that you have no intention in engaging in a conversation they still want to offer free drinks... what do they expect?

    I don't think guys really have a monopoly on stupidity any more than women have on unscrupulousness, but I'll give you that a guy putting his all into being a dickhead can be the most frightful silly billy.

    GT, about this lunch....?

    I fully agree, women can be as stupid, no doubt about that

    2 More Responses

    Quite true!!

    Nice try :)

    Stupid girls aren't cute. They're annoying.

    hi..sounds good Your appreciated....God bless you....:)

    LOL,the more the marrier I always say..