The Koala and the Little Lizzard.

a koala is sitting up in a gum tree, smoking pot.

when a little lizard walks past and looks up and says, "hey koala! what are you doing up there?"

the koala says, "smoking joints, come up here and smoke with me."

so the little lizard climbs up the tree and sits next to the koala and they smoke a few joints together. after a while the little lizard says his mouth is 'dry' and that he is going to get a drink from the river.

he gets to river and leans down to get a drink, but he's so stoned that he leaned too far over and falls into the river.

a crocodile sees this and swims over to the little lizard and helps him to the side, then asks the little lizard, "what's the matter with you?"

the little lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting in a gum tree, smoking a joint with a koala, got way too stoned, and then fell into the river while getting a drink to cure his cotton-mouth.

the crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into the rain forest, finds the tree where the koala is sitting, finishing up another joint, and he looks up and yells, "hey you!".

the koala looks down at him and says, "shiiiit dude. how much water did you drink?!"
lazyker lazyker
22-25, F
1 Response Jun 22, 2007

Pretty Damn Cute!