Bill and the Pickle Slicer

Bill worked in a pickle factory.  

He had been employed there for a number of years when he came home one day to confess to his wife that he had a terrible compulsion.   He had an urge to stick his penis into the pickle slicer.     His wife suggested that he should see a sex therapist to talk about it, but Bill said he would be too embarrassed. He vowed to overcome the compulsion on his own.   One day a few weeks later, Bill came home and his wife could see at once that something was seriously wrong. 'What's wrong, Bill?' she asked.   'Do you remember that I told you how I had this tremendous urge to put my penis into the pickle slicer?' 'Oh, Bill, you didn't' she exclaimed. 'Yes, I did.' he replied.   'My God, Bill, what happened?'   'I got fired.'   'No, Bill. I mean, what happened with the pickle slicer?'   'Oh...she got fired too.'