Spanish Words of the Day:


                1. *Cheese*
                The teacher told Pepito to use the word cheese in a sentence. 
               Pepito replies: Maria likes me, but cheese fat.
                2. *Mushroom*
                When all my family get in the car, there's not mushroom.
                3. *Shoulder*
                My fren wanted 2 become a citizen but she didn't know
               how to read so I shoulder.
                4. **Texas
                My fren always Texas me when I'm not home wondering
               where I'm at!
                5. *Herpes*
                Me and my fren ordered pizza. I got mine piece and she
               got herpes.
                6. *July*
                Ju told me ju were going to tha store and July to me!
                7. **Rectum
                I had 2 cars but my wife rectum!
                8. *Chicken*
                I was going to go to the store with my wife but chicken
               go herself.
                9. **Wheelchair
                We only have one enchalada left, but don't worry
                10. *Chicken* *wing*
                My wife plays the lottery so .chicken wing
                11. *Harassment*
                My wife caught me in bed with another women and I told
               her honey harassment nothing to me.
                12. *Bishop*
                My wife fell down the stair so I had to pick the
                13. *Body wash
                *I want to go to the club but no body wash my kids.


SlowhandsHD SlowhandsHD
51-55, M
2 Responses Nov 7, 2008

I miss the cartoon character "Speedy Gonzalez".

select is what you do at a store. <br />
Choose is what mexicans where on thier feet