Spanish Words of the Day:

                1. *Cheese*

                The teacher told Pepito to use the word cheese in a sentence. 

               Pepito replies: Maria likes me, but cheese fat.

                2. *Mushroom*

                When all my family get in the car, there's not mushroom.

                3. *Shoulder*

                My fren wanted 2 become a citizen but she didn't know

               how to read so I shoulder.

                4. **Texas

                My fren always Texas me when I'm not home wondering

               where I'm at!

                5. *Herpes*

                Me and my fren ordered pizza. I got mine piece and she

               got herpes.

                6. *July*

                Ju told me ju were going to tha store and July to me!

               Julyer!

                7. **Rectum

                I had 2 cars but my wife rectum!

                8. *Chicken*

                I was going to go to the store with my wife but chicken

               go herself.

                9. **Wheelchair

                We only have one enchalada left, but don't worry

               wheelchair

                10. *Chicken* *wing*

                My wife plays the lottery so .chicken wing

                11. *Harassment*

                My wife caught me in bed with another women and I told

               her honey harassment nothing to me.

                12. *Bishop*

                My wife fell down the stair so I had to pick the

                bishop.

                13. *Body wash

                *I want to go to the club but no body wash my kids.