Spanish Words of the Day:
The teacher told Pepito to use the word cheese in a sentence.
Pepito replies: Maria likes me, but cheese fat.
When all my family get in the car, there's not mushroom.
My fren wanted 2 become a citizen but she didn't know
how to read so I shoulder.
My fren always Texas me when I'm not home wondering
where I'm at!
Me and my fren ordered pizza. I got mine piece and she
Ju told me ju were going to tha store and July to me!
I had 2 cars but my wife rectum!
I was going to go to the store with my wife but chicken
We only have one enchalada left, but don't worry
10. *Chicken* *wing*
My wife plays the lottery so .chicken wing
My wife caught me in bed with another women and I told
her honey harassment nothing to me.
My wife fell down the stair so I had to pick the
13. *Body wash
*I want to go to the club but no body wash my kids.