Amazingly Simple Home Remedies

Read on until the end :) These are pretty funny. Thougt you all could cop a smile today.


1. If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic.
Simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat and presto, the
blockage will be almost instantly removed.

2. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting
someone else to hold them while you chop away.

3. You can avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet
seat just by using the sink.

4. For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed
for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to
use an egg timer.

5. A mouse trap placed on top of your alarm clock will prevent you from
rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.

6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives. Then
you will be afraid to cough.

7. Have a bad toothache? Smash your thumb with a hammer and you will
forget all about the toothache.

8. Sometimes, we just need to remember what the rules of life really are:

9. In life, you only need two tools - WD-40 and Duct Tape.

a. If it doesn't move but should, use the WD-40.

b. If it should not move and does, use the duct tape.

10. Remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.


Some people are like slinky's ..... They are not really good for anything
.. But they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a
flight of stairs.

KarmaKatcher KarmaKatcher
31-35, F
Jul 2, 2007