Truths of Life
1. You cannot touch all your teeth with your tongue.
2. All dorks, after reading the first truth, will try it.
3. And discover that The first truth is a lie.
4. You're smiling now because you're a dork.
5. You soon will copy/paste this to another dork.
6. There's still a stupid smile on your face.
I apologize about this
I'm a dork and I needed company ...