For 2 years a man was having an affair with an Italian woman.
One night, she confided in him that she was pregnant.  Not wanting to

ruin his reputation or his marriage, he paid her a large sum of money if

she  would go to Italy to secretly have the child.  If she stayed in

Italy to raise the child, he would also provide child support until the

child turned  18.

She agreed, but asked how he would know when the baby was born. To keep

it discrete, he told her to simply mail him a post card, and write

on the back.  He would then arrange for the child support payments to


One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife.

'Honey!,' she said, 'you received a very strange post card today.'  

'Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain it later,' he said.  The wife

obeyed and watched as her husband read the card, turned white, and


On the card was written:

Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti.

Three with meatballs, two without.

Send extra sauce

Grits4life Grits4life
46-50, F
2 Responses Nov 12, 2008

One of my favorite jokes!<br />

hahahaha that was a good one!!