Great Bumper Stickers

· The sex was so good that even the neighbors had a cigarette.

· Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.

· I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

· Don't take life too seriously, you won't get out alive.

· WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.

· BEER: It's not just for breakfast anymore.

· I got a gun for my wife, best trade I ever made.

· So you're a feminist...Isn't that cute!

· Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

· I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.

· I'm just driving this way to **** you off.

· Keep honking, I'm reloading.

· As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in schools.

· God must love stupid people, he made so many.

· Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

· It IS as BAD as you think, and they ARE out to get you.

· I took an IQ test and the results were negative.

· Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.

· Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes.

And my personal favorite...

  • I still miss my ex, but my aim is improving.
KarmaKatcher KarmaKatcher
31-35, F
2 Responses Jul 9, 2007

My huntin' dog is smarter than your Honor Roll student!

If it's tourist season, why is it illegal to shoot them? I support your right to arm bears.<br />
Club soda, not seals. Everybody has to believe something, I believe I'll have another drink. Poverty - The One Thing Money Can't Buy. I still remember the first time I had sex. It was dark, I was afraid, I was alone. My sex life is horrible. My wife cut me down to once a week. Could have been worse, a couple of guys she cut off altogether.