Pet Rabbit

One afternoon while doing some work in the garden I noticed my
dog dragging something under the fence. Upon inspection, to my
dismay, I realized it was the next-door neighbors' daughter's
rabbit.

For years I had watched her come home from school and head
straight out to its cage, free it and play with it in the garden.
I knew today would be no different and fearing for our dog, I had
to think fast.

The rabbit was quite dirty, as if it had put up quite a struggle,
so I washed it off with the hose, combed it with the dog brush
and blew it dry with the leaf blower. Upon finishing its grooming
I jumped the fence and placed it back in its cage hoping its
death would be written off as "natural causes".

Within the hour the neighbor's car pulled in and out popped the
little girl, and as usual she headed straight for the cage. Only
this time she stopped about six feet away and screamed

"DDDDDAAAADDDDDDDYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Her father, panic stricken, stood looking at the cage. Being the
good neighbor that I am I rushed to fence and asked if there was
anything I could do. Her father less than calmly blurted,

"What kind of sick individual would dig up a little girl's dead
rabbit and put it back in its cage?"
KarmaKatcher KarmaKatcher
31-35, F
6 Responses Jul 10, 2007

Oh my gosh I just seen your post and LOL

LOL, Man that's funny. I needed that.

Hahahha. Can't stop laughing... Even though the story was a bit morbid. hahaha XD

Got yourself in a HAREY situation,eh? ;}

that's funny!

Oooo. Oops.