Oldie But a Goodie

A very successful  lawyer parked his brand new Porsche  Carrera GT in front of the office, ready to show it off to his  colleagues. As he got out, a truck came along too close to the curb and  completely tore off the driver's door.

Fortunately, a cop  in a police car was close enough to see the accident and pulled up behind the  Porsche, his lights flashing. But, before the cop had a chance to ask any  questions, the lawyer started screaming hysterically about how his Porsche,  which he had just picked up the day before, was now completely ruined and would  never be the same, no matter how hard the body shop tries to make it new again.  

After the lawyer finally wound down from his  rant, the cop shook his head in disgust and disbelief. "I can't believe how  materialistic you lawyers are,"
he said. "You are  so focused on your possessions that you neglect the most important things in  life."

"How can you say such a thing?" asked the  lawyer.

The cop replied, "Don't you even realize  that your left arm is missing? It got ripped off when the truck hit  you!!!"

"OH, MY GOD!" screamed the  lawyer.


mflatham mflatham
56-60, F
2 Responses Jul 11, 2007

Q. What do you get if you cross a lawyer with a pit bull?<br />
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A. A dishonest pit bull.

Unique example of how "Time Flies"!! :)