Hunting Story

 An 80-year-old man went to his doctor for his quarterly check-up. The doctor
asked him how he was feeling and the 80-year-old said "Things are great >and
I've never felt better. I now have a 20 year-old bride who is pregnant with my
child. So what do you think about that?"
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> The doctor considered his question for a minute and then began to tell a
story. "I have an older friend, much like you, who is an avid hunter and never
misses a season. One day when he was setting off hunting, he was in a bit of a
hurry and accidentally picked up his walking cane instead of his gun.  As he
neared a lake he came across a very large male beaver sitting at the water's
edge. He realized he'd left his gun at home, so he couldn't shoot the
magnificent creature. But out of habit he raised his cane, aimed it at the
animal as if it were his favorite hunting rifle and went 'bang, bang.'
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> Miraculously, two shots rang out and the beaver fell over dead. Now, what do
you think of that?" asked the doctor.
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> The 80-year-old said, "If you ask me, I'd say somebody else pumped a couple of
rounds into that beaver."
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> The doctor replied, "My point exactly."
mflatham mflatham
56-60, F
4 Responses Jul 11, 2007

This guy was out there hunting without a condom on his cane. A tree should have fallen on him. How did he get so old?

LOL

!!!!!!!! hahahahaha !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LOL!