One Liners

Here's a few one-liners i heard on TV last night:

Do you know how they say that everyone has a double? Well, they don't if it's MY bloody round!

Morris dancing - Ring any bells?

A cowboy walked into a German car-dealership. He said "Audi".

Tell you what makes my blood boil; crematoriums.

Went into the butchers the other day & he says to me, "I bet you a tenner you cant reach that meat up there." I said, "I won't do it; the steaks are too high"

He's a right big-headed bastard isn't he - humpty dumpty.

Oh and he's a right dark horse too - black beauty.

kazwaz1977 kazwaz1977
31-35, F
5 Responses Dec 12, 2008

I'll probably check them out at some point. :)

Thanks for the advice, will test the water with a few later - they are funny, just a bit sick (in a good way)

Technically you can tell the shadier jokes, just mark them adult. Don't worry about the nay sayers, there's some pretty rough stuff on here that I can think of. Test it out, if you don't like the kind of feedback you get, delete the story and you'll know what you're willing to deal with and not. :)

They made me chuckle too, so thought i'd share. Can't tell a lot i know, cos they're either rude or a bit sick! Shame.

Those are really funny. :)