Olaf & Sven

Olaf & Sven were fishing one day when Sven pulled out a cigar.
Finding he had no matches, he asked Olaf for a light.   'Ya, shure, I tink I haff a lighter,' he replied. Then reaching into his tackle box, he pulled out a Bic lighter 10 inches long.   'Yiminy Cricket!' exclaimed Sven, taking the huge Bic lighter in his hands. 'Vere dit yew git dat monster??'   'Vell,' replied Olaf, 'I got it from my Genie.'   'You haff a Genie??' Sven asked.   'Ya, shure. It's right here in my tackle box,' says Olaf.   'Could I see him?'   Olaf opens his tackle box & sure enough, out pops the Genie.   Addressing the genie, Sven says, 'Hey dere! I'm a good friend of your master. Vill you grant me vun vish?'   'Yes, I will,' says the Genie.   So Sven asks the Genie for a million bucks. The Genie disappears back into the tackle box leaving Sven sitting there, waiting for his million bucks.   Shortly, the sky darkens & is filled with the sound of a million ducks...flying overhead.   Over the roar of the million ducks Sven yells at Olaf, 'Yumpin' Yimminy!! I asked for a million bucks, not a million ducks!'   Olaf answers, 'Ya, I forgot to tell yew dat da Genie is hart of hearing. Do yew really tink I asked for a 10-inch Bic?'  
mflatham mflatham
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4 Responses Jul 15, 2007

lol.... I loved this.!! very, very funny.

One I hadn't "heard" before - cracked me up.

Hahah, nice one! =)

oh my god I love these jokes! My grampa used to have all these olie and lena ( wait did I get those names wrong?) joke books:) Thanks for the smile and the reminder of my grampas sense of humor:)