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THE Blonde Joke to End All Blonde Jokes

A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red
> sports car and
> was pulled over by a woman police officer who was also a
> blonde.
> The blonde cop asked to see the blonde driver's
> license. She dug through her
> purse and was getting progressively more agitated.
> 'What does it look like?' she finally asked
> The policewoman replied, 'It's square and it has
> your picture on it..'
> The driver finally found a square mirror in her purse,
> looked at it and
> handed it to the policewoman. 'Here it is,' she
> said.
> The blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed it
> back saying, OK, you
> can go. I didn't realize you were a cop.'


dasmuggler dasmuggler 36-40, M 149 Responses Jan 16, 2009

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They must live in my town but the police aren't blond they're polish

With all respect to blonds and polish people of course in the interests of humor

No really they're polish





my smile grows at the last part and was like wat wat waaaat?

Sorry but I can't help myself. I did laugh.....(big smile)...

Gee ---what type of red sports car was it----By blonde male

The kind that turns the lights on when you're finished having sex.


hahaha...really funny!

good one! XD

Okay, that's actually pretty funny. You see? That's why we need blondes in the world.
Oh, not trying to be offensive, cos I'm blonde myself.

I definitely agree. We should have WAY more blond cops lol

soooo stupid...

Ha Ha Ha.


hahahha funny :P

Oh cute one! 😃

Haha love it.

Haha... This is so funny.

It is the blond joke of all blond jokes indeed!

That was so-o-o bad! ;-)

you may have heard this one its a riddle,what is 2 1/2 inches long and satisfy's a woman everytime.

A freaking doughnut

I don't get it... the woman was a cop?

The cop saw herself. It was a square mirror and the cop saw herself and… you get the point

You must be blond!

They were both cops, dimwit! She had her badge on her compact


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Two blondes walking down the sidewalk. One sees a compact on the ground, picks it up and looks in it. She says " I recognize her"! The other one grabs it, looks in it and says " stupid, it's me" !!!

now that funny joke. heard it so many times an it still cracks me up

Wow... Ultra burn.

Too cold...

Why blonde.

Dye your hair and find out how many men are really looking at your intelligence lol

Why did the blonde stare at the frozen orange juice at the supermarket for an hour? It said CONCENTRATE.

I wish I was blond when I have to concentrate!

Oh ****! Now I have headaches! Muhaha