THE Blonde Joke to End All Blonde Jokes

A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red
> sports car and
> was pulled over by a woman police officer who was also a
> blonde.
> The blonde cop asked to see the blonde driver's
> license. She dug through her
> purse and was getting progressively more agitated.
> 'What does it look like?' she finally asked
> The policewoman replied, 'It's square and it has
> your picture on it..'
> The driver finally found a square mirror in her purse,
> looked at it and
> handed it to the policewoman. 'Here it is,' she
> said.
> The blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed it
> back saying, OK, you
> can go. I didn't realize you were a cop.'


dasmuggler dasmuggler
36-40, M
135 Responses Jan 16, 2009


You don't call 'Blonde Police', it's 'Blonde foolish'.





my smile grows at the last part and was like wat wat waaaat?

Sorry but I can't help myself. I did laugh.....(big smile)...

Gee ---what type of red sports car was it----By blonde male


hahaha...really funny!

good one! XD

Okay, that's actually pretty funny. You see? That's why we need blondes in the world.
Oh, not trying to be offensive, cos I'm blonde myself.

soooo stupid...

Ha Ha Ha.


hahahha funny :P

Oh cute one! 😃

Haha love it.

Haha... This is so funny.

It is the blond joke of all blond jokes indeed!

That was so-o-o bad! ;-)

you may have heard this one its a riddle,what is 2 1/2 inches long and satisfy's a woman everytime.

A credit card

I don't get it... the woman was a cop?

The cop saw herself. It was a square mirror and the cop saw herself and… you get the point

You must be blond!

They were both cops, dimwit! She had her badge on her compact

Two blondes walking down the sidewalk. One sees a compact on the ground, picks it up and looks in it. She says " I recognize her"! The other one grabs it, looks in it and says " stupid, it's me" !!!

now that funny joke. heard it so many times an it still cracks me up

Wow... Ultra burn.

Too cold...

Why blonde.

Why did the blonde stare at the frozen orange juice at the supermarket for an hour? It said CONCENTRATE.

I wish I was blond when I have to concentrate!

Oh ****! Now I have headaches! Muhaha

noooooo. that's so bad that it's actually funny

So did she by the tickets to the police officer's ball or not?

Lol no...

tee hee hee thats awful but funny.

hehe will makes some sence.

I am blonde and I don't get it

LOL!!! dead


Stupid to me

LMAO! This is awesome!

*groans* ...LOL

soo funny hahaha liked it!

Interesting, get called an ******* in Oct 2012 for something I posted in 09 like I had just posted it today....

no more blond jokes!!!!! you *******

I love blonde jokes, this one goes to #1 ~

hey, without thinking much about it, I copy/pasted this joke onto my fb status. I wouldn't have done it if it wasn't already well written and very funny. It's a hit by my fb peeps. I'll remove it if you want. I just came back to get some info to post in comments, giving credit where it's due.

I know the feeling. It happens to men too. ..and I mean to heterosexual men by other heterosexual men who apparently have identity issues or something. I'm pretty sharp in my field , yet if I ever have a question about ANYTHING, it's answered as if I know NOTHING of the subject and spoon fed to me in tiny little bites. I swear, I feel like I should be sitting on a phone book and wearing a bib, opening and closing my mouth on command of, "open up the hanger, here comes another airplane." Lol (but of course I'm being metaphoric here)


I'm sorry I told my boyfriend, I wanna go to sleep....

A blonde was speeding on the highway when a police car pulled her over.<br />
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The policeman walks up to the blonde and says "Excuse me mam, could I please see your driving license and registration."<br />
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The blonde looks at the policeman angrily and says "I wish you guys would get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you!"

2 thumbs up!

Very good

Greaaatttttt!!!! I will be sharing this Giving fully credit to you tho!

That is a good one!!! I love blonde jokes!!

Now that really was GOOD!

well, it had me in splits!!

Perfect! :)

well thats a blond.

I don't get it.

That's a good one! Thanks for the laugh!

good one

that's hilarious

That's hysterical!

I liked that one!

I liked that one!

i had to read it twice, it was really funny

Thats hilarious

Thank you so much for this. It made my day LOL :)

Ever heard a Blonde GUY joke? here is the only one I know: Q: Why does the Blonde keep His Member Out all day Long? A: In case He has to count to eleven!

Thank you for the laugh !!!!!!!

Oh wow! Lol

lol that was so funny

LMFAO!!! Thats cute!

That was hilarious

Dang that's good :D.

I can hardly wait to tell my detective friend this one. BTW, sh is VERY blonde!!!!!! LMAO

i just broke a lamp roflcoptering

i just broke a lamp roflcoptering

HAHAHAHAHAHH this is hilarious!! Hahahaahah!!!!!!

Too much...

Best one ever! I agree too... hahaaha!

Now thats funny!

Very Good. Thank you.

LOL I'm surprised sometimes that people still find this one

thank you for My first laugh of the day..<br />
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LOL! I told this to my sister... Geez she laughed harder than she ever had before. BEST JOKE EVER!

That was a good one! Where would society be without blond jokes.

George W Bush jokes perhaps

ya that was true cuz my niece is blond can not tell a drawing of her from a mirror

I'm blond and i'd probably be offended if I had any idea as to what you just said

Keep it up,Dasmuggler.Please share more such jokes.<br />
Love n Hugs

Still a good one... LOL!!!