A little boy got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book, and
noticed he had his collar on backwards. The little boy asked why he
wore his collar backwards.

The man, who was a priest, said, 'I am a Father.'

The little boy replied, 'My Daddy doesn't wear his collar like that.'

The priest looked up from his book and answered, ''I am the Father of

The boy said, ''My Dad has 4 boys, 4 girls and two grandchildren and he
doesn't wear his collar that way!'

The priest, getting impatient, said 'I am the Father of hundreds', and
went back to reading his book.

The little boy sat quietly thinking for a while, then leaned over and
said, 'Maybe you should wear a condom and put your pants on backwards
instead of your collar.'

"Now dont you laugh"




















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9 Responses Jan 30, 2009

Ahh the wisdom of children

flutterbly, that was a great one! Thanks

haaaaaaaaaaaaaah .. tha'ts funny !

I love jokes and riddles too, some are soooooo funny, but my memory can't remember the full jokes to retell them so I just laugh at myself. ha ha

Too late I LMAO!!!!


Excellent. That is what happens when you are such an arrogant b*st*rd with a smart kid!

thats so funny :D