Pre-emptive Strike

Eight Words with two Meanings

1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.
Female..... Any part under a car's hood.
Male.... The strap fastener on a woman's bra.

2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
Female.... Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
Male.... Playing football without a cup.

3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
Female... The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.
Male... Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.

4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.
Female.... A desire to get married and raise a family.
Male.... Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.

5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
Female.... A good movie, concert, play or book.
Male.... Anything that can be done while drinking beer.

6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
Female... An embarrassing byproduct of indigestion.
Male... A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding.

7 MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
Female... The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
Male¦ Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it.

8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
Female... A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
Male... A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.

SaratogaGirl SaratogaGirl
26-30, F
17 Responses Feb 10, 2009

hey thats pretty good girlfront-- fountain -! hoo yaa ;)

totally cool! Brokeback Mountain -- whoo-hoo!

just want you to know i am open minded and happy too ;) .....as you ...

ummm. OK.

string i was not born under a rock ..labia story sugar .yup good thing they have a hose here .....yahoooo ..i have gay older bro he's 1 to me.. - ;) ...lots of G Bi les friends ...what does that make me ? cool dude ..yup ...

Get some rest first, honey. Fight later.

I need to wage a war again I think damn if only I was not so sleepy!

Ummm, well, yes, cypressgrn... for about 5 days a month there is a string hanging down there.

nothing between your legs hmmm tell the truth sometimes a little something ..haha

nice one...

well thats all i can say to this chocjoe2

And dudes are SO vulnerable down there... heh heh heh

I enjoy being vulnerable. And I agree with nudeinva.

Good! i liked them. When do you publish your next list?<br />
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Good. Thanks. '-)

Then you are not vulnerable!

Hah! Nothing hangs between MY legs!

These are not two meanings, they are two perspectives and it all depends on what hangs between your legs! And for the record, I would never make myself vulnerable in a football game.