Be Careful What You Ask For

Bob and his wife just finished having sex one night.

After catching their breaths during that post-coital state, Bob asked his wife: "Tell me something that will make me happy and sad at the same time."

His wife paused and then said: "Ok, you have the biggest penis of all your friends."

SaratogaGirl SaratogaGirl
26-30, F
6 Responses Feb 10, 2009

Served him right. Too needy!

he asked for it :)

that is funny.

I have heard it a billion times but still laugh out loud when I see it! How stupid a guy can he be!

Sara sticks tongue out at Floydian and makes rude noise.

That is a very old one! Dint even make me laugh this time! :P