Maria is a devout Catholic. She gets married and has 17 children. Then her husband dies.

She remarries two weeks later, and has 22 children by her next husband. Then he dies. A while later, she dies.

At the funeral, the priest looks skyward and says, "At last they're finally together."

A guy sitting in the front row says, "Excuse me Father, but do you mean her and her first husband, or her and her second husband?"

"I mean her legs!"

Floydian Floydian
26-30, M
20 Responses Feb 10, 2009

THE VAGINA DIALOGUES!!!!!!!!!!!!!<br />
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Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!<br />
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I cant stop laughing!!!<br />
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hahahahahaha!!!<br />
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*oops* LOL :P

If you pop out 39 kids, you certainly surpass octo-mom and should be in the hall of fame and have your skit in the "The Vagina Dialogues"!

Haha LOL<br />
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But if she did not do after pregnancy, then the massive result??? @_@<br />
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Dont you think she should be a hall of famer? LOL

How true, but most women I know do not do much when they have little urchins running around, so maybe at her pregnancy she did a little more, but after that, no more!

Duh....great!<br />
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We are just trying to make fun of the joke on here..seems like some geeky people cant get above it! :P

Do you dudes seriously think that a woman stops having sex as soon as she conceives?????? You can bang away for months while preggers, and then there are still the non-vag sex positions...<br />
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You are both just neophytes when it comes to this.

HAhaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaa!!!!<br />
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Inva said it..you need more explanation sara???? :P<br />
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Lol, you read it ann! :P

She had 39 kids, at one every ten moths, there was not much room for much else. If she started having kids when she was fourteen she was 53 at the birth of her last, unless she had twins or triplets or something else, but she was not on fertility drugs like the crazy mother of eight in California. And even if all her children were triplets and she started having kids at age 18, then she had kids until she was 38 which would mean that she would be ready to have sexual relations, but with 10 or more kids under the age of 5 at that point, I do not think that she was up to that at that moment! Any way you do the math, there was not too many times that it was done without a pregnancy resulting if there was any! So all in all, she had a very sparse sex life (as did her husbands - at least with her)!

Who says she conceived each and every time?

Haha yeah! =)

Oh, my! hehehe

That is correct, 39 pokes in 40 years time, what a sex life!

Dude my concern would be that 22 +17 kids is nearly equal to 30 years!!!! :-l

The poor thing is that the guys here worked very hard at keeping kids and not very hard at having a sex life!<br />
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Nevertheless, very funny joke which I forgot to mention at the beginning!

HAha yeah inva youre right!

I do not think her legs were as open as one thinks. Once pregnant, legs tend to be closed, so here is the deal, do it once, closed for nine months and then recuperation for a few more and repeat the process!<br />
So the problem was not how often she did it, but her ability to turn one event into a kid. I think that by the second one, one of the two would have figured it out!

Aw you should check all that me and sara posted on here..more to it the one titled ERM!!! LOL

Hah! Hardly!

No wohooooooooo!!!<br />
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I just kicked your butt and thats all I care for! :P

Booooo! That one really is a stinker!<br />
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(anyway, wouldn't he be more worried about boys' bums?)