Early Morn


A man, trying to think of a way to begin a conversation with a woman that would make her think he was really smart says,

"You know, I like waking early in the morning!"

She says, "Are you sure you didn’t just leave the letter “n” out of that?"


SaratogaGirl SaratogaGirl
26-30, F
6 Responses Feb 10, 2009

That makes me tired just reading it.... whoeee!

Wow, what a wild, wet, wonderful, wacky, wishful, whimsical, weird, wistful, wicked, wealthy, wiry, witty,warm, woody, worn, whole, woozy woman!

A wild, wet and wacky one!

What wife would wed this weirdo?

What a weird but (I'm sure) wonderful life for a wife to observe.

Hahahahaaaaaaaaa, it's a continuum that starts with waking, wanking and the walking with the lighter load! Followed by washing, working, wrestling (on tv), woodnight (sleeping with what he will **** in the morning) and then repeating every day of the week!