To 200 In 6 Seconds!

Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
really pissed.

She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"

The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.

Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought
the box back in the house.

She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Bob has been missing since Friday.

Floydian Floydian
26-30, M
8 Responses Feb 12, 2009

I laughed so hard when I read this xD

HEhe, I believe so inva but then again, I think the last part means that he hasnt returned..right?

:D

Damn, if it went to 200 he must be able to outrun her or if not its as Lucifer noted!

Hahaha, I do believe so! LOL

poor, poor Bob. Oh well.... wherever he is, we can all rest assured that the scale is too, either strapped to his feet, or up his a**.

Bring it on...

Actually, this one is pretty funny, but I have an answer to it!