Marriage Can Be Good For Your Health!

A woman who had recently married ran into a friend on the street one 
day, and the friend asked her how her marriage was going.
"Yuck! Not good. He eats like a pig, he never takes a bath, and he leaves his
dirty clothes all over the house. He makes me so sick I can barely eat!"
"Well," says her friend, "why the hell don't you just leave him?"
Oh, I will," says the first one. "But I want to lose another 12 pounds first."
SaratogaGirl SaratogaGirl
26-30, F
4 Responses Feb 12, 2009

Sheesh, you know my fun was spoiled I knew what was coming since you said you had a reply! LOL

hhhmmm good idea.....so ladies who wanna slim down....... hahahahahaha

funnieeeeeeeeeeee...........

Hahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaa. Damn that was good!