There Are Four Kinds of Sex :

HOUSE SEX - When you are newly married and have sex all over the house in every room.

BEDROOM SEX - After you have been married for a while, you only have sex in the bedroom.

HALL SEX - After you've been married for many, many years you just pass each other in the hall and say "**** YOU"

COURTROOM SEX - When your wife and her lawyer **** you in the divorce court in front of many people for every penny you've got.


 

dasmuggler dasmuggler
36-40, M
3 Responses Feb 16, 2009

These are really funny. They are part of the seven stages of sex. Both of them funny and sadly true!

Hall Sex...that's good.

I came upon that one sometime ago. Dunno why I decided against sharing it!<br />
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Pretty funny though..<br />
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But there was one more as far as I remember!