Three Husbands

A couple just got married and on the night of their honeymoon before passionate love, the wife tells the husband, "Please be gentile, I'm still a virgin." The husband being shocked, replied, "How's this possible? You've been married three times before." The wife responds, "Well, my first husband was a gynecologist and all he wanted to do was look at it. My second husband was a psychiatrist and all he wanted to do was talk about it. Finally, my third husband was a stamp collector and all he wanted to do was...oh, do I miss him!"
 

dasmuggler dasmuggler
36-40, M
7 Responses Feb 16, 2009

i would miss the stamp collector husband too :D

Either way it is really funny, hahahahahaaaaaaaaaaa!

I thought it good at the stamp collector

Put up the whole thing dude!

Hey hey man..where is the ending..here is the whole joke..<br />
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10 Husbands, Still a Virgin<br />
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.<br />
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On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin."<br />
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"What?" said the puzzled groom.<br />
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"How can that be if you've been married ten times?"<br />
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"Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be.<br />
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Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.<br />
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Husband #3 was from field services: he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.<br />
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Husband #4 was in telemarketing: even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.<br />
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Husband #5 was an engineer: he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.<br />
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Husband #6 was from finance and administration: he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.<br />
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Husband #7 was in marketing: although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it.<br />
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Husband #8 was a psychologist: all he ever did was talk about it.<br />
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Husband #9 was a gynecologist: all he did was look at it.<br />
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Husband #10 was a stamp collector: all he ever did was... God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"<br />
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"Good," said the new husband, "but, why?"<br />
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"You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!"

yummy!

HA!!<br />
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Love it!!