There’s this guy walking round the supermarket when he notices a good looking blond smiling at him

Mmm he thinks she’s familiar I know her from somewhere

The blond approaches him and says
“hallo you’re the father of one of my children”

Christ he thinks remembering his stag night
You’re the ******** aren’t you the one I had sex with on the pool table while the lads lashed me with celery and stuck a cucumber up my a#$?

"No(looking horrified)I’m your sons English teacher" she replied

dasmuggler dasmuggler
36-40, M
4 Responses Feb 16, 2009

ha ha, nearly died laughing

haha! i had a dumb moment and it took me a second or two...but i got it!

Hahahahahaaaaaaaaa! So funny!!!!!!