A High Tech Watch....

 

 

A Texas cowboy walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a
very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance then
casually looks at his watch for a moment.

The woman notices this and asks, 'Is your date running
late?'

'No', he replies, 'I just got this state-of
the-art watch, and I was just testing it.'

The intrigued woman says, 'a state-of-the-art
watch?'

'What's so special about it?'

The cowboy explains, 'It uses alpha waves to talk to
me telepathically.'

The lady says, 'What's it telling you now?

'Well, it says you're not wearing any panties.'

'The woman giggles and replies 'Well it must be
broken because I am wearing panties!'

The cowboy smiles, taps his watch and says, 'Damn
thing's an hour fast.'
newdaydogEP newdaydogEP
70+, M
6 Responses Feb 17, 2009

Funny, but just a bit overconfident!

:D

No need to thank me Ma'am .... riding off into the sunset....

Oh...one more thing...my ex husband is from Texas...I won't hold it against this joke though ;-)

:-) LOL!

very funny-thanks