From Your Lips to Whose Ears?

Medical Stuff

A sexually active woman tells her plastic surgeon that she wants her vaginal lips reduced in size because they were too loose and floppy. Out of embarrassment she insisted that the surgery be kept a secret and the surgeon agreed.

Awakening from the anesthesia after the surgery she found 3 roses carefully placed beside her on the bed.
Outraged, she immediately calls in the doctor.
"I thought I asked you not to tell anyone about my
operation!"

The surgeon told her he had carried out her wish for confidentiality and that the first rose was from him:

"I felt sad because you went through this all by
yourself."


The second rose is from my nurse. She assisted me in the
surgery and empathized because she had the same procedure done some time ago."


"And what about the third rose? she asked.
"That's from a man upstairs in the burn unit. He wanted to thank you for his new ears.

aftermath aftermath
61-65, F
6 Responses Feb 19, 2009

And, carrying that thought forward...<br />
Do those lips tell secrets or lies of many joyous occasions? If so, the old line, "Your secret's safe with me." would not apply...lol

wooohhhh.....just curious.... imagine, everytime he scratches his ears he would moan..... lol

Thanks folks, glad I could make some of you smile. My sense of humor is on the warped side and found this little ditty made me chuckle.

so funny :D

Hahaha, man that's rank!

Hahahahahaaaaaaaaaaa. OMG, that is good!