The Great George Carlin

Here are some great one liners from George Carlin. George it has been a pleasure and we will miss you.

    Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?

    Does the little mermaid wear an algebra?

    How is it possible to have a civil war?

    If God dropped acid, would he see people?

    If one syncrinized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?

    Whose cruel idea was it for the word lisp to have a "S" in it?

    If the blackbox flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole damn   plane made out of it?

swan2857 swan2857
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1 Response Feb 21, 2009

thank ya swan!