Texas Race Track

A group of Dallas, Texas 3rd, 4th and 5th graders,
accompanied by two
female teachers, went on a field trip to a the local
racetrack to learn
about thoroughbred horses and the supporting industry,
 but mostly to see
the horses. When it was time to take the children to
the restroom it was
decided that the girls would go with one teacher and
the boys would go with
the other. The teacher assigned to the boys was
waiting outside the men's
room when one of the boys came out and told her that
none of them could
reach the urinal.  Having no choice, she went inside,
helped the boys with
their pants, and began hoisting the little boys up one
by one and holding
onto their  "___"  to direct the flow away from their
clothes.  As she
lifted one, she couldn't help but notice that he was
exceptionally well
endowed as she held it and aimed it. Trying hard to
not stare at it, the
teacher said, "You must be in the 5th grade."   "No,
ma'am, " he replied.
"I'm the jockey riding Silver Arrow in the seventh!"

dasmuggler dasmuggler
36-40, M
1 Response Feb 22, 2009

LOL!