Baltimore Hs Math Test

>
> The City of Baltimore High School Math Proficiency
> Exam:
>
> Name_____________
>
> Gang Name_____________________
>
> Father's Name (if known)_____________________
>
> 1.   Ramon has an AK-47 with a 30 round clip.  He
> usually misses 6 out
> of every 10 shots and he uses 13 rounds per drive-by
> shooting.  How many
> drive-by shootings can Ramon attempt before he has
> to reload?
>
> 2.  Jose has 2 ounces of cocaine.  If he sells an 8
> ball to Antonio for
> $320 and 2 grams to Juan for $85 per gram, what is
> the street value of
> the rest of his hold?
>
> 3.  Rufus pimps 3 hoes.  If the price is $85 per
> trick, how many tricks
> per day must each hoe turn to support Rufus's $800
> per day crack habit?
>
> 4.  Jerome wants to cut the pound of cocaine he
> bought for $40,000 to
> make a 20% profit.  How many ounces will he need?
>
> 5.  Willie gets $200 for a stolen BMW, $150 for
> stealing a Corvette, and
> $100 for a 4X4.  If he steals 1 BMW, 2 Corvettes and
> 3 4X4s, how many
> more Corvettes must he have to steal to have $900?
>
> 6.  Raul got 6 years for murder.  He also got
> $10,000 for the hit.  If
> his common-law wife spends $100 per month, how much
> money will be left
> when he gets out?
>
> Extra Credit Bonus:  how much more time will he get
> for killing the hoe
> that spent his money?
>
> 7.  If an average can of spray paint covers 22
> square feet and the
> average letter is 3 square feet, how many letters
> can be sprayed with 3
> eight ounce cans of spray paint with 20% paint left
> over?
>
> 8.  Tyrone knocked up 3 girls in the gang.  There
> are 27 girls in his
> gang.  What is the exact percentage of girls Tyrone
> knocked up?
>
> 9.  Leroy is a lookout for the gang.  Leroy has a
> Boa Constrictor that
> eats 3 small rats per week at a cost of $5 per rat.
> If Leroy makes $700
> a week as a lookout, how many weeks can he feed the
> Boa on one week's
> income?
>
> 10.  Billy steals Joe's skateboard.  As Billy skates
> away at 15 MPH, Joe
> loads his 357 Magnum.  If it takes Joe 20 seconds to
> load is piece, how
> far away will Billy be when he gets whacked?
>

dasmuggler dasmuggler
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1 Response Feb 22, 2009

I don't see any humour in that!